feat: dmesg environment easter egg; expand experience section #8
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dmesg renders a kernel boot log built from the visitor's real
environment (browser, OS, GPU via WebGL, screen/viewport, cores,
memory, locale, timezone, theme/motion preferences, connection).
Formatting is pure and tested in textsources.js; browser probing
lives in the dmesg easter-egg module. Pipeable (dmesg | lolcat).
Experience details rebuilt from the full resume wording for all
pre-Apple roles, and the Apple sections expanded from the full work
history: Slackbot ownership, security-review remediation, k8s-hosted
Cassandra QA, production support, and platform-level k8s debugging
for Cassandra; control-plane alerting and the automation-stack k8s
migration for Postgres; telemetry platform build-out and canary/
backup tooling for Observability. Only shipped work is listed.
Education gains FDU coursework.